i swear if teen girls start walking around with unlit cigarettes in their mouths after ‘the fault in our stars’ movie shit will go down

(Source: brokenforests, via blameit-on-badluck)

physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

(via perfectlygoodcleanwrist)

astrosloth2016:

I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

(Source: punsatisfying, via personal-adoration)